Sailors are better lovers

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Recent research of US based Cambitch College scientist Dr. Horatio Ornig reveals that amongst all men, women prefer sailors most as lovers. Dr. H. Orning explains: Our survey based research as well as a series of lab and field experiments reveal that women believe sailors to be better lovers. They are not only more enduring than other men, but also more adaptable to all sorts of conditions. They were also shown to be more spontaneous, which was highly appreciated but the female subjects.

Dr. H. Orning further explains: "We additionally tested for differences amongst different types of sailors. It turns out that sportboat sailors especially shine. Amongst all tested sailors, they are delivering most satisfaction and pleased our female study participants most. Especially Farr25 sailors seem to perform well!".

"Our study suggests that women should look out for sailors when selecting a partner. Even though Farr25 sailors seem to be rather rare, it is worth looking for them, as they seem to be exceptionally pleasing," Dr. H.Orning continues.

The study was conducted with more than 5000 women and included questions about men from different sport fields, sailing boat types and countries.

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