Texan‘s prepare themselves for arrival of the HEILand
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Houston, USA.
The good people of Texas, mainly farmers, are full of excitement in expectation of the arrival of the HEILand from the GDR.
The man from Martin - Luther- King Stadt, the City which is famous for its 95 Bachelor- thesis, wants to make Texas great (again). He benefits from
his extensive historical knowledge about war and from his German origin, a country which is famous for its history of successful war- and immigration strategies. The hopes of the good people of Texas (mainly farmers) are also that he will complete the building of the wall to Mexico within 2 days from his arrival, due to his experience with the construction of the Berlin Wall which successfully separated Germany from 1961-89.
The arrival of Beer Force One is expected for Thursday next week.
Dies ist eine satirische Website. Nimm es nicht ernst Es ist ein Witz.